Seriously, who comes up with these?

A quick post with a few pics of random ads/notices. Enjoy!

Edit - You can click on the pics to enlarge them, so that they are readable.

(1) Leaflet in the daily delivery of Times of India. Comes with a guarantee. The literal translation from Hindi to English caught my eye ("As you wish, will Be As" - to name one)

(2) If you don't have a hundred bucks to afford the guy mentioned above, don't despair. As long as you are fine with talking in Hindi, you can get by with just fifty rupees (see below). Again, comes with a guarantee. Notice all the issues that he can solve ("Sautan & dushman sey chutkara,...")

(3) And finally, my personal favorite. This is a public service notice from Delhi Police, posted inside an ATM booth. Highly recommend clicking on the pic and reading every point for yourself!

Few things of note: If you are a lady who is out of cash, and don't have any male company, sorry, but you are out of luck. Don't use the ATM (per #3). If you do, and end up being chased by a suspicious person, don't even think of informing the police or the guard (per #2). Its only once the mishap has occurred that you should inform the police (per #9). And if all of this makes you feel gloomy and depressed, Delhi police suggests you to not "loose" heart and have courage (per #9).

- D