So I had some free time and ended up spending it on Google. Here are the results...(some interesting autocompletes):
1.
In case you are wondering, the velociraptor actually ends up throwing a banana...never happened to me when I was studying
2.
That's an interesting suggestion...but I'd rather be a monster alone
3.
Why do the exist? Maybe so that they can ultimately die upside down. By the way, is that true? Ask Google
4. Getting a bit serious here:
Does it? I surely hope it doesn't, especially given that the other side also wonders...
5. Anyway, back to some humor
Happens to me all the time...hate it
6.
Yeah, hot or ugly, who cares? They are rich!
7.
Complete the series: Africa, Australia, Russia, ________
Bet you didn't expect that one!
8.
And you are a sick person sir
9. And talking about sick people...
10.
Yes, those are absolutely the right priorities - planning a baby, taking care of the health of an old person, and getting the latest gizmo
11.
It is not bad, not overrated, and definitely not a Disney movie! I hope you didn't show it your kids...well, if you did, they at least learnt some manners and would now say "pretty please with sugar on top"
12.
Yeah, I guess the one that is cyanide flavored
13.
Some people are wayyyy to competitive. But I guess with an imaginary friend, they have got some bigger problems.
14.
Who knew that dogs could do all that! And I thought you couldn't teach them new tricks
15. Finally...
Complete the sentence: I heard that ______________
Amen to that!